Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your Seadoos. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pu$$y you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This boat of iron and fiberglass. And you will be faithful!"