Got me a birthday Woodie!

[Bills86e]

Got a Birthday Woody?





Subject: Marijuana in firewood



'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'


'Yes. What can I do for you?'


'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'


The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil
and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey Virgil! This here's Floyd.. Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'


'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

 

[hfgreg]

Haha thats a great one. Haven't heard it before.

 

[JoeZ]

lol love it. Reminds me of this one:

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

 

[scooper77515]

HAH! :hurray:

Good one!

 

[slowboatn]

You forgot. That wasn't about to happen. LOL.

 

[b15philly]

That was pretty good lol:rofl: